Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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