When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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