i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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