I love black thongs
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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