i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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