just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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