I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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