my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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