You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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