Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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