how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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