Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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