Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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