it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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