Pappa wants mamma naked
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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