O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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