thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize