vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
