Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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