Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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