shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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