I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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