i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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