M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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