But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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