Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
