Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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