Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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