didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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