please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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