hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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