sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
