How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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