I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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