I wish I only lived at night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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