I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
