I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We're too hungover to prance.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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