So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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