PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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