just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize