the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
false alarm. still invincible.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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