erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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