last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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