come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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