Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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