Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Enjoy the penises
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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