Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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