I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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