Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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