singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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