Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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