He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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