Pants 0. Shit 1.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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