who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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